ch-ch-ch…

you know it’s time for a change when…

you realise it is TV turn-off week and you have already watched “most naseauting celebrity holiday homes”. the only thing more repugnant than watching tommy lee (talentless lunk who boned pamela anderson. not an actor, as far as i know. may have got his name wrong) rubbing himself against the wall of his ‘big bird room’ were the pundits falling over themselves to tell me how repugnant they found all this decadence which they make their living from punditting.

you make up the word punditting without explanation

the sentence “i should give up too. my lungs hurt in the mornings” is addressed to you

your bed collapses daily

your complaints expand exponentially despite yourself. enough!